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  Smothered Salsa ChickenSeptember 24, 2021
  Like this recipe? Leave a rating and a comment at the bottom of the page! Obligatory Fictional Backstory I was super excited to sign up for a salsa class! I knew the basics of …

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  The Only Edible Cookie Dough Recipe You NeedSeptember 17, 2021
  Why is this the only edible cookie dough recipe you’ll ever need? Because it’s based off of the only chocolate chip cookie recipe the world needs (Toll House!)
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  Lighter Fettucine AlfredoSeptember 3, 2021
  But, since I don’t run *actual* marathons, I decided that I should probably work on a lighter fettucine alfredo that had slightly fewer calories.